A Comprehensive Analysis of the Enemy 2: We Win

Hey, I could be original, but screw that. Let's just sit here and smile our asses off as we read what Rosenblum did.


“(I)’m gonna (expletive) bring a gun to your school and kill you and K (another female student) and everybody you love. It’s gonna be VT all over again,” 20-year-old Andrew Rosenblum allegedly wrote in an e-mail to the victim just hours after 32 people were gunned at Virginia Tech.

“Seriously I’m just that demented,” Rosenblum wrote, according to a BPD report. He ended the message with a threat to commit homicide and suicide: “killing people can change people’s lives forever. (T)he best is in the end when I pull the trigger on myself, too.”

Rosenblum was picked up by Needham police officers at his parents’ Wildwood Drive home at 3:15 a.m. yesterday after Boston police responded to a 911 call placed by a student at a private college for women in the city.

Needham police brought him to Newton-Wellesley Hospital, and BPD detectives obtained an arrest warrant yesterday charging Rosenblum with threatening to do bodily harm. The warrant is expected to be carried out by Newton police at the hospital, possibly as early as today, police sources said.

The 19-year-old woman told cops she went on three dates with Rosenblum at the beginning of the school year, but had broken up with him. Rosenblum then allegedly harassed her, she said, according to the police report.

The victim began receiving the disturbing instant e-mail messages just before midnight Monday - the day of the Virginia Tech massacre - which she saved and printed, according to the report.

Rosenblum is enrolled in two classes at Boston University, a college spokesman said.

The 5-foot-5-inch Rosenblum is also the founder and host of GameLife Video Game Review Show that is streamed on MTV’s broadband video channel, Overdrive.

Let's all be mean to the Demented Kid!

As you probably know, Gametrash and Gamelife have been at each others throats for quite a while. I (Kirk) tend to cause issues against THEIR lead guy (Alex), and vice versa. At one point, we even had us a good old flame war. And now, I think it's officially time we have fun.

So, it's time to display the Official Play (TM) of the situation. That is, the play entitled "I DATED A TEENAGE NINTENDO NERD"- Select excerpts below.

ACT ONE

*ANDREW ROSENBLUM drives up in a 1995 Honda Accord with a broken headlight. STACY is sitting in her room, brushing her hair and listening to Kids Bop. ANDREW hits the car horn.

ANDREW (Yelling): Hey! Stacy! Get out here!

*STACY becomes irritated, frowning

STACY: Hold on!

*STACY mutters somewhat angrily to herself. She's wearing a nice pair of jeans and a fitted t-shirt, with a little cute rabbit on it. She puts on a gold necklace and begins to walk out to her door before her MOM stops her.

MOM: Honey? Are you sure you want to go?

STACY: Mom, it's fine. He can't be that bad. After all, he really is passionate about the things he loves.

MOM: But you do know kids like him don't ever make much of themselves. He's being made fun of by MTV, you know.

STACY: I promise to be good, Mom. I'm doing this just to be nice anyway. I don't want to embarrass him.

MOM: Are you sure you have protection?

STACY: Oh.... I won't be needing that. Trust me.

*STACY begins walking out the door. ANDREW honks on the car horn. The camera pans to inside the car- ANDREW is wearing a t-shirt with the GAMELIFE logo on it, as well as running shorts and a Boston College ballcap.

ANDREW: Took you long enough. Get in, I want to show you the town!

STACY: Sounds fun!

*ANDREW smiles as STACY walks to the door, letting herself in. They begin driving down the road.

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