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I'm going to let you off right now, that this review is clearly sarcasm, if you do what I say to do in this article, chances are, nobody will ever join your server.
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OK, its time for me to vent on G4. I've been watching G4 TV and Tech TV for upwards of five years now, so obviously I know what's happened with it.
First off, let me officially say that...
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The XBOX 360 blows ass. Seriously. The very first time I saw the specs of the 360 as well as the design and games, I just went "Oh great. They've ruined the XBOX". Don't believe me? Let's go through t...
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So, how many times have you sat around thinking "Man, I really want to become cool on the internet. Not like "I did something cool" cool, I mean like cool like everyone's nice to me and stuff. Yeah"....
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Every day or so, I look at the primary search keywords people use to find our site. It's fun, easy, somewhat awesome, and just plain out entertaining. Let's look at some of the most popular keywords t...
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Ok, so I went on vacation this last week to Marco Island, an hour drive from Miami in which I live. There we rented a house with 3 rooms, each had a TV in it. However, they had mostly news channels an...
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Okay, so everyone heard about the Michael Jackson case. Blah blah, he allegedly messed with little kiddies, you get the gist. Anyway, I've noticed a disturbing relation to this case and Michael Jackso...
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Are you good, godfearing parents disturbed because of the recent discovery that your child's clean, fully-family-appropriate game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" had a SEX SCENE IN IT? Hookers and the...
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Okay, in a recent interview on Gamespy.com, the big man of Nintendo himself, Shigeru Miyamoto, was talking about designing the controller for the Nintendo Revolution. Essentially, for those of you who...
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Well, all of you by now should have seen the Doom Movie available on every-freaking-site-on-the-d***-internet. Basically, it shows how a decent game license can be taken, run into the ground, raped in...
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Who knew Hideo Kojima had a sense of humor? Well, if you've played any MGS game, you know he's infamous for throwing stupid s*** (Namely the ability to make Snake throw up) in games as inside jokes. B...
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Dear G4, Tech TV, G4TechTV, or whatever you are today,
Recently, I decided to sit down and watch "Fastlane" your excuse for a drama. I would have never expected the same channel that br...
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This is the story of three guys who live in the internet.
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Yeah, Kirk started to make those Sims 2 Articles, so I decided, "Hey! I should do s*** like that!" and so, I decided to make 4 girls and myself, the Family to be called pimp!
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The last time on The Gametrash Family, Taylor busted a computer, and Kirk got a job. Paul just sat around and had homosexual dreams. So, the continuation of the story.
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Okay, everyone has done a "Games to Get this Christmas", from Gamespy to.... other gaming websites like Gamespy. Well, screw them. Anyone looking at them knows at least one of the following facts:...
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It started off as a typical day on the Internet. Taylor had a day off,
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After reading Kirks predictions, and thousands from other sites, I have decided to make my own. This won't be normal predictions though. This will be predictions that will most likely never happen, ha...
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Remembering my old Doom movie trailer parody and how it seemed to hit it off with the GT community, I've decided to poke around and find myself the very new, very cool trailer for Silent Hill: The Mov...
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(NOTE: The following video about this whole article can be found here:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7880449039153812110&q=nintendo)
Sometimes, men get together in the...
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The Gamer's Guide to Girls
So, you're a gamer. And, as statistics and chances may have it, you are most likely a male. Which, the combination as such leads all conclusions to mean one t...
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About a year ago, I wrote a famous article known as "A Comprehensive Analysis of the Enemy", basically attacking the MTV "Web TV" show "GameLife", calling it the worst bu...
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